Just because your family name is synonymous with tools doesn't mean you don't deserve this woven rayon robe. God doesn't make mistakes very often and this robe is no exception. Please don't throw it in the trash.
Fabric + Fit:
- Woven Rayon
- Gender Neutral
- One size
- The robes laid flat measure 55" at the bottom seam (width)
- From shoulder to bottom is 45" (length)
fits up to dress sizes 12-14 and/or a large XL
fits up to dress size 32 and/or a 4XL
Founders Jackie and Evan went on a trip to Texas, and the place they stayed at had bathrobes so nice that they didn't take them off for days! They thought, "we could make robes this comfortable but with cooler designs—and make them ethically." So they did! All their robes are sustainably made in the USA by workers paid a living wage. They're also vegan and made with a very low-waste process—they even use little scraps left over to make mini-robes for beer bottles (no joke). And maybe it's a small thing compared to all the ethical stuff but, c'mon, their name is pretty punny and their robes are named after hilariously niche pop culture references.
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange. Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)
To initiate a return, please contact us at email@example.com