This is Turtletaub, friend of the cozy. Despite your success in life, a sense of style has evaded you and left you lonesome. Wrap yourself in this robe and you’ll never be alone again.
Total robes made: 43
Founders Jackie and Evan went on a trip to Texas, and the place they stayed at had bathrobes so nice that they didn't take them off for days! They thought, "we could make robes this comfortable but with cooler designs—and make them ethically." So they did! All their robes are sustainably made in the USA by workers paid a living wage. They're also vegan and made with a very low-waste process—they even use little scraps left over to make mini-robes for beer bottles (no joke). And maybe it's a small thing compared to all the ethical stuff but, c'mon, their name is pretty punny and their robes are named after hilariously niche pop culture references.
Robes may be returned or exchanged within 30 days of purchase. Highway Robery pays for domestic shipping to your door and will cover the cost of one exchange. Robes must be unworn, unused and unwashed in order to return or exchange. Obviously you're free to try them on :)
To initiate a return, please contact us at firstname.lastname@example.org